Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what the hell is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
if you know why, please tell me i'd love to find out!
2 comments:
Do you know when you are avoiding your girlfriend she will come running after you but when you try to get in touch more often she avoids you?[;)]
just kidding though but a fact!
P.s:I hate commenting on blogspot blogs specially when you are a must to use ur blogspot id:(
haha uve got me thinkin!
i just realised tht twinkle twinkle n happy bday do have the same tune..funny, ive never noticed before
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